- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the power of fart helium

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to see the past.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

Pointless Super Powers