- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste money

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to make coma patients bark.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the ability to die on command

The ability to see through insects.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

Pointless Super Powers