The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!