THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!