The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to see through windows

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to not have a brain!

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!