the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power of being negative all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!