The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!