The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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swear words -jesse

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to start time.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!