The power to die.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!