The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to not care.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!