- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the ability to glow in the light.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

Being able to fly in place.

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to like any show

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

Pointless Super Powers