- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to post here

The power to see through air

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to eat nandos

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power of women's rights.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

Delayed Reaction Man

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to start time.

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!