the power to animate condiments

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!