The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!