- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to smell whore

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

Liam Brudenell

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

Pointless Super Powers