The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!