The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to live.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to become a llama.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!