The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to be french.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!