The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to read this.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to be a common person

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!