- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be powerless

The power to fart on a plane.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The ability to sweat poop.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to fly if you are eating.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

lol

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to scare female plants.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

the power to half transform to something.

Pointless Super Powers