The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!