The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power of fart helium

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!