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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!