the power to turn into a tree

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make youself dumb

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!