- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to start time.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to teleport through open doors.

the ability to look into your brain

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to complete math exercises

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to create powers

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to be stupid

Pointless Super Powers