I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to run Crysis.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to be missed when present.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!