The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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the ability to talk to humans

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!