The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!