The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to become black!

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!