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The power to die every time you are standing on something.
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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.
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The power to suck your own dick
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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.
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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee
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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.
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The power to have hindsight.
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The power to walk through doors, then open it.
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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.
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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.
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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.
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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself
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The power to fly 3 inches.
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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.
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the power to fax people with your mind
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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.
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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever
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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down
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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!
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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders
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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room
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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years
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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.
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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!