The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!