- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become black!

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to lose this power.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

Pointless Super Powers