The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to see oxygen.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to release the bogus

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!