- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

the ability to talk to humans

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

Being alive (until you die).

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

anything Aquaman does

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to take edible shits.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Pointless Super Powers