- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to turn toast back into bread

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

Being alive (until you die).

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

anything Aquaman does

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to take edible shits.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

Pointless Super Powers