The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!