the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The ability to see through insects.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!