- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to pee poop

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to make food shrimp.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the power of being yourself

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

the power to eat bread

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

Pointless Super Powers