The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to display emotions at will

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Acid tears.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to jizz money

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!