The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to be super jewish

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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boo

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!