Being a freemason

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!