The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power think five times slower.

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the power to get sick

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to sit

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!