- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to change your eye color.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

Being only half invisible.

The ability to not live forever

The power to take a crap.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

Pointless Super Powers