The power to control yourself

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!