The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to see the past.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!