The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the ability to die on command

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!