- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to fail a test everytime

The ability to die on command.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

the ability to do absolutely nothing

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to be super jewish

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

Pointless Super Powers