The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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hello

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power of self mind control

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!