The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!