The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!