the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!