- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The power to change your eye color.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power of making toast land butter-side up

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to live,but only when you are dead

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

Pointless Super Powers