The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to create another human

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!