The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to beathe

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power of learning

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!