You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to control yourself

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!