- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

Being able to fly in place.

power to have no power at all

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

lol

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to die

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

All of aquaman's powers.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

Pointless Super Powers