The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to speak braille.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!