The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to like any show

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to die.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to grab a cats face

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To shit bricks.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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to do nothing

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!