- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to die at any moment you want.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

done something sexual with some type of food?

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to fly if you are eating.

Pointless Super Powers