- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to like this power

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

Acid tears.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

Pointless Super Powers