An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!