- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to think oppositely

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to make water expire.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to see but only with eyes????

Pointless Super Powers