the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to write comic books

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to poo.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!