The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to lick your own elbow

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!