The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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Vanilla scented blood

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!