- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power drown in water

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to see through glass

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

Pointless Super Powers