- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to be alone

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to be an idiot.

Pointless Super Powers