el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!