The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to speak to toasters

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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the power to catch em' all

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!