- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

the power to open doors that are unlocked

the power to like charlie

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to forget what your superpower is

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The ability to not be Batman

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to ejaculate needles.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to jerk off without using your hands

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

Pointless Super Powers