- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

the power to get married

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The power to walk on frozen water.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power of women's rights.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to smell through your arse.

The power of hindsight

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to control dairy products

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to obey gravity

Pointless Super Powers