The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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the power to walk on land.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to read this.

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The power to be a common person

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!