The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to become powerless

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!