- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to not see anything

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to see through clear glass.

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power to have no power

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

Pointless Super Powers