The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!