The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to make money disappear.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!