The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!