the power to get fat in America

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!