- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to be alone

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to see oxygen.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to crap without pissing.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to turn any object into food

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to turn food into shit

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

Pointless Super Powers