The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!