the power to run in slow motion

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to be normal.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to become demented

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!