The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to see through windows

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!