The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!