The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!