- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

blindness

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

the ability to see through air

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

Pointless Super Powers