- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to be french.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to die

The power to smell whore

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to break a Nokia

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

Pointless Super Powers