the power to itch your teeth

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to be a snail

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The power to pee any color

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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75% levitation

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to make money disappear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!