The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!